Feeling silly? These jokes will tickle your funny bone!
Jokes
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Cow’s go…
Cow’s go WHO?
Cows go MOO, not who!
Q: What do you call a cow that has just had a baby?
A: De-calf-inated!
Q: What do you call sleeping male cattle?
A: Bull-dozers!
Q: What does a cow ride when her car is broken?
A: A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Q: Where do cows go on their space vacation?
A: The Moooon!
Q: What is a cow’s favorite party game?
A: MOO-sical chairs
Q: How does a cow do math?
A: A COW-culator!
Q: What do cows read at the breakfast table?
A: The moospaper!
Q: Where do cows go on dates?
A: The moovies!
Q: What would you hear at a cow concert?
A: Moosic!
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